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The SCENARIO FOR QUENTIN! TARANTINO! CONFIDENTIALLY!
RESIDENT OF MONASTERY
PART THE FIRST (Unforgiven2) The METALLICA of AnFOGIVN2 sounds!
ТITRES:PARAMAUNT … ACTORS … THEN THE NEW CAPTION! THE PRESENT FOUNDERS OF THE FILM! VIDEO:AMBRELL CORPORATION (RESIDENT EVIL4) the PHOTO the BOOKCASE, the TABLE! BEHIND a table сидиь EINSTEIN, hair on end (an inscription of physics DGEM) EINSTEIN puts out the tongue! FURTHER the PHOTO from the FILM the LAWN-MOWER … VIDEO:VIRTUVI In IT the LAWN-MOWER to TURN! HAIR …! Again the PHOTO: LEONARDO DA VINCHI:THE VIRTUVIAN MAN! The FOLLOWING VIDEO: REASON GAMES! NASH work also feeds pigeons! STOP! The PHOTO the Signature: Sad мathematics NASH!!!
The WILD WEST … SITS Klind Eastwood (Kevin Costner Pod EASTWOOD!) smokes … Pigs are grazed … Stinks … Mike TYson approaches (skips on the DONKEY!): - You William MONEY, who killed women and CHILDREN? EASTWOOD=Costner (Melancholically): - YES TYSON: - You know … I am the BOXER! EASTWOOD (braked) -YESS…Though on you you will not tell … I You thought … THAT the scientist … TYLER (remark): you Will tell … the SCIENTIST … I for you work has found! To you of 1000 dollars … Eastwood (Melancholically): - Such sum on road does not roll! WHO should be dismembered?
Tyson (gets from the Photo portfolio, CRIES!) - THIS Prostitute! You represent! My sexual intercourse lasts 126 minutes of 19 seconds (measured on a speedometer! The moment «Pulp fiction - a gold watch of Buch is shown!») … IT has called me a pettiness and the IMPOTENT MAN! Eastwood(Melancholically): - YES? Tyson: THAT At me the SMALL MEMBER Also speaks! Gets from cowards PENIS FROM PLASTIC, it is unwound to knees … EASTWOOD: - 2 mm? I without POINTS DO NOT SEE!
Tyson(Does not hear) LOOK ITS PHOTO!... ON a photo ugly GARPIY! ALL PERSON In Scars and tattoos! HORROR!... TYson: - Disfigure to IT the FACE! Gets the machine tool the GLAMOUR! EASTWOOD: - FLOATING THE EDGE! GuLCHATAY. Starts to shave a head to itself … SOUND and VIDEO SHOUT of the COCK! Unexpectedly Tyson GET BY SHIP «NOVOHOODONOSOR», lies on a little table, SWEATY … (MATRIX) To IT Approaches Disfigured GARPIY (all face in scars and tattoos!), Has control over AWFUL, SHINING to the Socket! (LONG!) … GARPIY: - YOU HAVE PLUGS? TYSON IS SILENT (SWEATS MORE!) GARPIY(grinning …): - Well whose, nobody's … we WILL understand … Approaches to Tyson and sharp movement of IRISH JIGS rolls SHINING to a socket! (LONG) in TYLER'S ass … GARPIY: - It is not sick? (Music from "Pulp fiction" ГЕМ, Marselos Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the Cellar of HOMOSEXUALS sounds!) AGAIN Tyler and EASTWOOD … Only in the Role Eastwood Mickey ROURKE! IT shaves TYSON Stanochkam's Bald Head And SENTENCES: - WELL that! We Will make you HAPPY! TYSON (crying): - And this prostitute (tear) has brought an action Against me … RAPE! ROURKE (grinning JOKE): - The tyrant? THREE YEARS of the PENTHOUSE! Has then reflected About SOMETHING the!... Мickey Rourke In the Suit Iron MAN 2 sits ON a toilet bowl, to be christened. ON the SHOULDER AT THE LEFT the BANDAGE:GERMAN the CROSS! VIDEO… Mellory(the FRAME from NATURAL BORN KILLERS) And Shouts AS the Cow: - I SEE ANGELS, МALLORY! Dark SHIFT the INSCRIPTION: SHIT HAPPEN! Video: the SHIT gets out of Mickey Rourke's ASS! AGAIN - BY SHIP «NOVOHOODONOSOR», (MATRIX), only NOT TYSON, BUT Holleyfild lies on a stomach on a little table, SWEATY …! At IT BLOOD because there is no EAR FLOWS! At GARPIY IN MOUTH - the EAR! At Holleyfild IN MOUTH КЛЯП Plug a red BALL! (From "pulp fiction" GEM, Marselos Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the Cellar of HOMOSEXUALS!) GARPIY, sucking round the EAR!: - Well YOU are silent? The UNDERSIZED OBJECT! THOUGH a word Would tell! You are silent! I will make to YOU Pleasantly! MAN? BOY! Silent …! Puts on Boxing gloves … Thrashes HOLEYFIELD ON the ASS and SHOUTS!: - You the scientist? YOU the SCIENTIST!!! FUCK me! BANG! HOLEYFIELD spits out the Ball-BANG and shouts: - FOR Sexual action it is necessary to count volume of cubic meter of Celsius directed on the DRAIN! THE it is more! To INTEGRATE! And it me is not worthy! GARPIY thrusts to IT a new Ball-BANG-PLAG!: - Be silent! A pettiness … Also Repeat FOR me … HOLEYFIELD AGAIN spits out the Ball-PLAG-SPICE-CAKE … GARPIY: - I AM! HOLEYFIELD: - I…I! GARPIY: - THE MESSENGER! HOLEYFIELD: - The asshole. GARPIY: - АNUBIS! HOLEYFIELD: - WHOM? WHOM? Plug?.... HARRY SALDON! There is a PHOTO FROM the Cartoon film "SIMPSONS" … SIMPSON is wetted in a pool, whistles … ON its Breast the BULB burns: «HARRY SALDON»! Further a turn of the BOOK Isaac AZIMOV “FOUNDATION” SIMPSON, continuing it is wetted In a pool: - And WHO tried To eat the MOON? Anybody … And HERE I WILL try! At first Calculations! And how to calculate? Schemes of the technician? It is old … Here the Pool TURNS To (THEATRE) BOX … in the BED POPE BENEDICT 16 Sits and HOLDS the PICTURE With INSCRIPTION К-9! *********************************************************************************** MIKE ТYSON (undressed TO COWARDS) sits in a locker room chews the CUTLET And reads JACK'S BOOK of London «MEAT PIECE», ITSELF remembers:
Don KING (IN FRONT) HAIR ON END, the CUTLET behind STUCK by an adhesive plaster … Tyler, on the contrary, With the Bulletproof Person!
TYSON: - YES? DON KING: - YES! In 4 round you WILL lay down! HONOR? SPIT ON HONOR!
MIKE ТYSON (undressed TO COWARDS) sits in a locker room chews CUTLET And reads JACK'S BOOK of London «MEAT PIECE», ITSELF remembers … turns PAGE, a cutlet throws out:
Don KING (IN FRONT) HAIR ON END, behind an adhesive plaster WITHOUT a cutlet (AS at MARSELOSA UOLESS?)
Tyson OPPOSITE With the Bulletproof Person! (Smiles): - In the fourth? DON KING: - IN 4 TH? I HAVE TOLD IN 5 - TH! THEN scratches the BEARD.: (Thinks) In 4th or 5 TH … the Difference of rates is not great! АА HERE: - BETTER IN THE SEVENTH! TYLER (ROUGHLY): - Also what I WILL receive FOR IT? I lose the BELT! And WEIGHT In the SOCIETY! Don KING (a smile to EARS): - Relax! HERE THAT YOU WILL get! The DEMOCRAT! SHOW the SET: the Cutlet In cellophane, Rabbit, DISK of JAGGER, the JUICE package, the book «PHYSICS of BODIES». DON КING: ДINAMO! ТYSON(mentally REPRESENTS) Don KING in a prison SHIRT SITS on the CHAIR Adhered, Behind steals up ТYSON, adheres ON stronger, closes to Don to KING eyes ЛАПИЩЕЙ, In the EAR speaks to FOULNESS (Music ROLLING STONES sounds)
ТYSON(as though waking up, jumps): - IT AGREE! IT AGREE! IT AGREE! Don KING presses to it the HAND: - FOR A LONG TIME SO! Tyson presses a hand … Distracting ON the thoughts:
TYSON in toilet TO HISS and Also SHOUTS: - I SEE ANGEL, МALLORY NOX! In the TOILET GET ROCKER- MELLORy =Djuliet Luise (Manson SOUNDS), SHOUTS: - THE PETTINESS! HERE WHOM I RESPECT! Stretches the Videocassette «FIGHTS JOHNS'S PLENTY of THE BEST» ТYSON(on a toilet takes the CARTRIDGE (sounds ROLLING STONES), appears VIDEO:ROY JOUNES (the most class moments!) REPRESENTS: DIG JOHNS adhered to a chair in PRISON SHOUTS, And Tyson (sounds! (From "pulp fiction" GEM, Marselas Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the Cellar of HOMOSEXUALS!) plays Verses Exersice (from pulp fiction) a finger considers, AS THOUGH chooses …
Мickey ROURKE (Manson Sounds) In EASTWOOD'S Suit has stopped to SHAVE TYSON. Stretches the MIRROR: - HAS not sunbathed? HOT! The SUN In ZENITH! ON Yours what now HOUR? TYSON looks at a hand, hours are not present! Looks AT the SUN And SPEAKS: - Judging by the SUN: MIDNIGHT! Across Greenwich … Мickey ROURKE plaintively: - YOU LIKE In the Toilet ? WANT? ТYSON (plaintively) …: - Were off to commit criminal act! (AGAIN Shows PHOTO GARPIY)
FIGHT For a rank of the CHAMPION: TYSON FIGHTS WITH Marselas Uoless! In the first second of the first round cuts down the KNOCKOUT!
The referee (PAMELLA АNDERSON: Breasts TO the BELT!): To lift CROSS BOTH HANDS of BOXERS Also SPEAKS: - A DRAWN GAME … Don KING (JOYFULLY): ON the DRAWN GAME NOBODY HAS put! ALL my GRANDMAS! TYSON the SUCKER! WILL not receive the SET: the Cutlet In cellophane, Toy Zajchik, DISK МИКА of JAGGER, a package of JUICE and the book «PHYSICS of BODIES».!
BLACK MAMBA UMMA ТУRMAN is gloomy asks Bill CLINTON (thus terribly waves swords): ORAL SEX? DRUGS? BILL (YAWNS):I was not tightened! IT IT! Shows the PORTRAIT of the BARRACK OBAMA! And IN GENERAL THIS OBAMA! The SHOT FROM a film:MONKEYS PLANET! HAVE understood WHO? BLACK MAMBA UММА: CLEARLY … (LEAVES ANGRY): MONKEYS!!!!
Don KING (the BARRACK OBAMA (TURBIDITY From KEANU REAVS:To turn In HEAD of the PLANET of MONKEYS calls to the BARRACK OBAMA-) DON KING: IT'S DONE THE TSAR! OBAMA (SILENTLY): VERSES?
TYSON ON the GOAT And Mikki ROURKE ON the DONKEY SKIP ON PRAIRIE! AHEAD INDIANS! TYSON: GURONS! GOOD ONLY THE DEAD INDIAN! EASTWOOD МICKEY ROURKE: IT IS A LOT OF THEM! INDIANS (ALL IN TATTOOS! MODEL OF APOKALIPSO OF МALE GIBSON):
INDIANS ALL TOOGETHER:WHITEFACES!!! HA-HA-HA! The MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!!! LEONARDO Dee CAPRIO make, that it was possible to learn the ACTOR!)): YOU CОME HEAR! (MODEL «OH THIS SCIENCE»… WORD SCIENCE !RОККЕRS ON the PARTY! TYSON: I am? I NOT the WHITE MAN! The MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!):Hа-HА-HА! We COLOUR-BLIND PERSONS! NEIGHS!!! SHARPENS the KNIFE-FIGHTING AXE FLAMASTER! THE MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!): THE SCALP! THE WHITE MAN! TYSON (gets a rainbow-colour the table-scheme): to YOU POINTS to REGISTER? OTHER DELAWAR-MOHICAN (JACK NICHOLSON): MY SON UNKAS! HE TALKS SENSE! GIVE INSTEAD OF SCALP EAT ITS BRAINS! AFTER ALL JUDGING BY APPEARANCE … IT THE SCIENTIST! WE WILL GROW WISER NOT POORLY? THE MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!): FATHERS! AT US MATRIARCHY! SHOW FILM FRAMES of the ABM of JAMES of the BOND … MUM smears the person with a cream! MERCY QUANTUM. TYSON TO THE INDIAN (LOUDLY): IT IS LIE! SUCH LIE! TYSON: WHAT? I am the BOXER! STARTS to THRASH INDIANS! HOOK! … Indians escape … Having abandoned TOMOGAWKS!
Mickey ROURKE-ISTVUD And TYSON FILL up In the BAR in small small town «WILD WEST» ONLY HAVE come … DOORS crack! The BLUE OYSTER! EVERYWHERE RОККЕRS In GAS MASKS! COVERED with TAPES of CARTRIDGES! POMEGRANATES-KNIFES! HORROR! JACKETS …! WHO does not HAVE GAZMACK-GROUP KISS!!! РОCKERS: WELCOME! OUR BREAD! There is a STAR of MELLORY-ROCKER- JULIET LEWIS! The SUIT "MADONNA" SMOKES the SIGARETTE, then smells a cocaine path … ON MIKE :KICK! DRINK! FIGHT! FUCK! MELLORY-ROCKER JULIET: TO BEGIN WITH FIGHT! BLOWS In the WHISTLE! STOP! FIGHT… TO BE CONTINUDE….
Разрешить написание латиницей Перевод: русский > английский SCENARIOS FOR QUENTIN! TARANTINO! SECRET! RESIDENT OF MONASTERY! PART ONE CREDITS: Manufacture ... ACTORS ...
Tyson (lack of a portfolio of pictures, crying!) Suddenly, Tyson turns on the ship "NOVOHUDONOSSOR" is on the table, sweaty ... (MATRIX) AGAIN ... Eastwood and Tyson only as Eastwood's Mickey Rourke! OH shaved Bald Baska Stanochkam Tyson, saying: Mickey Rourke in the costume Iron MAN 2 sitting on the toilet, to be baptized. Shoulder Bandage LEFT: GERMAN CROSS! VIDEO: Mallory (Straight BON killers) and screams like a cow: AGAIN - ON THE BOAT "NOVOHUDONOSSOR", lying on his stomach on the table, sweaty ... (MATRIX), but not Tyson…IS Hollifield! HE bleeding, because NO EAR! In Harpies in the mouth- ear! At Hollifield gag in his mouth with a red ball! (From "Pulp Fiction" GEM, Marsellus Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the basement of a homosexual!) Harpy, sucking the ear!: PHOTO appears from the cartoon "The Simpsons" ... SIMPSON urinates into a puddle, whistles ... On his chest lamp is lit, "SELDON HARRY!" Next Turnover BOOKS by Isaac AZIMOV “FOUNDATION”, the elder ... under ...
MIKE TAYSN (stripped to his shorts) sits in the locker room chewing Cutlets and reads DON KING (FRONT) hair on end, behind sticky plaster CUTLET ... Tyson: MIKE TAYSN (stripped to his shorts) sits in the locker room and chews CUTLET reads DON KING (FRONT) hair on end, back adhesive tape WITHOUT chops (as Marsellus UOLESSA?) Tyson OPPOSITE with bullet-proof face! (Smiling): TAYSN (visualize) TAYSN (as if waking up, jumping): Tyson in the toilet at Purdue and shouts: VIDEO:ROY JOUNES (the most class moments!) Mickey Rourke (Sounds Manson) in the costume Eastwood finished SHAVE Tyson. BATTLE for the title: Referee (PAMELLA ANDERSON: tits to her waist!) Raises both hands to BOXERS AND SAYS: DON KING (calls Barack Obama BARACK OBAMA (blurred with Keanu Reeves: TURNS THE HEAD OF THE APES PLANET)) Tyson on the box and Mickey Rourke on a donkey galloping across the prairie! AHEAD Indians! INDIANS ALL TOOGETHER:WHITEFACES!!! HA-HA-HA! MOST TERRIBLE (Not Huron! Delaware!): PAP! WE Matriarchy! Mickey Rourke Eastwood and Tyson overwhelm the bar in a small town, "Wild West" ONLY HAVE come … DOORS crack! The BLUE OYSTER! EVERYWHERE ROCKERS in a gas mask! Hung TAPE CARTRIDGES! GRENADE-KNIVES! HORROR! JACKETS riveted…! WHO does not HAVE GAZMACK-GROUP KISS!!! ROKKERY: WELCOME! OUR BREAD!
STAR APPEARS Mallory-ROCKER Juliet Lewis! Costume "MADONNA" Smoking a cigarette, then sniffing cocaine ... the track at Mike INSCRIPTION: KICK! Drink! Fight! Fuck!
APPEARS-SHERIFF CHUCK! Who do you think? Hugh Grant!
Harpy (loudly): Whore called? WHO WANTS TO FUCK? Hey Boy JOHNNY!
Harpy: Many customers! So in fact the only one brave OH! Mickey Rourke! Sends hypnosis RURK-SUTTER: JESUS, MARY MAGdaLIN.. Hristory ...: whistling stones cry ... Love ..
Somewhere in the desert! Hades! SINGLE SITTING PREDATOR and repairs LASER SCREWDRIVER Telepathic ( Dead CAN DANCE music!) ... GO EXECUTERALEHANDRO TseLLOBAYT! (STOP DCD! Alejandro Lady GaGa Play!) PREDATOR quickly: Alehndro executioner? Presses ENTER KEY! TSELLOBAT screaming in the soup: HOW DO I ?!.... do anything !!... SOUP SPOON! ... Fly in the Ointment! PRASTITUTES! HELL! Sin City! WENT a Rolls-Rawls REAL Rourke (DRIVER hornless NIL (The KINGS OF SHADOWS dancing!) Rourke DiAVOLL selects the UNbeautiful! Her alone and pick! Rest for jokes!
ROCKERS gas masks and KISS GROUP laugh! Smoke marijuana music !...( KISS "SONIC BOOM!") Harpy pulled out of the car and shouts her friends: nothing! LOOSER! impotent! I JUST FEET ... FOOTS! SIRENS scream!: Get the money! LATCH UP Shay stick! HA-HA-HA! COME YET! JOHNNY Handsome! (LISA GERARD GLORADIN ... MUSIC!)
SUTINER -RURK takes the unfortunate slave Harpy Fake she changed to THIS (do not accrue BRA FROM A POCKET OF INSCRIPTION ON HER NE "FALSH") rubs his hands and cried: God has given, God took! (Religion!)
Slave (all in tears .. shouts to the whole street could hear): GREEK AID APPEARS! (VIDEO GLADIATOR Mickey Rourke!) Bas (VOTE FROM Equilibrium!) BUDDHA suit waddled to TSELLOBAYT named Equilibrium: NEED BLOOD? FATHER! Take it! Plastice stabs knife in the heart! BUDDHA TO TSELLOBAYT Equilibrium: YES NO PERMIT scanty HAND! MAKES ballpoint pen! PREDATOR AGAIN!
Tuson (humbly ... puff): Throw ME! KING! Tyson fights MARSELLOSOM WALLACE! In the first second of the first round cuts down the KNOCKOUT!
Referee (PAMELLA ANDERSON: tits to her waist!) Raises both hands CROSS to BOXERS AND SAYS: -Draw ... Harpy (quiet but impressive): THEN AGAIN Fight! And bathed in CLOUDS OF GLORY AND LOVE! Tyson SET Buddhist monks sitting on a wooden stand-Zen Meditation ... somewhere near (scenery), master of kung fu beat! Jackie Chan and Jett Li! Tyson (mouth closed, but the voice is): ALL duality? There are two Eastwood: Mickey Rourke and KLIND Eastwood THIS!... ………………………..CONTINUOS…………………………………….
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